Meet Grittney, the disturbing female version of Gritty

Meet Grittney.

Wait... you don't want to? I feel you, bud...

Grittney, the female version of the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot Gritty, has been making the rounds on social media this week and... well frankly, she's disturbing just about everyone.

“I wanted her to be upsettingly sexy,” says costume designer Riot Rogers. Rogers is an aspiring costume designer based in her native London, and as you can see, she accomplished her mission. Grittney is disturbing if nothing else. She's made of upholstery foam, gym mats, scrap canvas, leather lips and 100 feet of hair extensions. Most disturbing though? She has an ass crack.

“She actually has a defined ass crack and it’s the worst thing I have ever done,” says Rogers.

Oh. My. God. 

2020 has gone too far...