Five times that women showed off their assets at an NHL game

It seems like a lifetime ago... but who here remembers when the biggest problem is hockey was when we had a string of women exposing themselves at NHL games? Good times. VERY good times, in fact.

Twice this season we had two such cases, if you can believe it.

Remember this woman at TD Garden who went viral after twerking and pole dancing on the glass during a game between the Boston Bruins and New Jersey Devils?.

Check it out:

As you might expect the young *ahem* lady… was escorted out of the building thanks to her antics.

Not to be outdone, her kindred spirit in Minnesota took things a step further by declaring her love for anal sex during the course of play. Um... excuse me? Well... kind of, check her out dancing with her “I love anal” sign at a Minnesota Wild and Edmonton Oilers game:

In honor of these two, we present to you three other occasions where women showed off their… assets… during an NHL game.

Remember a few years back when a Vancouver Canucks fan attempted to… distract… San Jose Sharks forward Ben Eager in the penalty box?

Yeah… Big Ben was unfazed. 

Even better, how about the infamous woman in a white dress who stole the show during the Washington Capitals’ Stanley Cup celebration back in 2018?

I love how the team completely abandons Ovi to get a better look. Priceless! 

Finally, who can forget the man who started this whole trend? The Brabarian himself, Jeff Cowan: